Sunday, September 16, 2007

UPDATE 2: O.J.'s "Victim" Says Fuhgedaboudit


In breaking news, Alfred Beardsley, the dealer who said O.J. and friends robbed him at gunpoint of sports memorabilia and his cell phone, has changed his tune and decided he doesn't want to prosecute the case against O.J. Sounds like the thugs got to him. The po po says they're going to continue to prosecute the case. I say this is the last you are going to hear about this one.

And O.J. will continue his unblemished run in criminal cases. Way to go, Juice!

**UPDATE** As you may have heard, the Juice was arrested earlier today. Still, without the assistance of the main witnesses, this is more for show than for "go" - as in go to jail. If he sees more than a day (not including time spent while he's being held without bail), I will be stunned.



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