Not NBA-Bound, But Dancing with the Stars - Perhaps

So Greg Oden did his first official press conference following microfracture surgery on his knee that will keep him out of his first year in the NBA.

I really feel sorry for him because he is a genuinely nice kid with a good heart. I hope he takes this time to nurture and grow, eat, sleep, crap with the basketball so that it's an extension of his arm.

And stay away from that Dance Dance Revolution game. He joked that he did not get hurt playing the dance video game is kind of like the foot version of that memory game Simon, only set to music. If you haven't watched, um, uncoordinated teens play it, hit up your local arcade because you're missing out. That's funny that he admitted that he owns it and plays it. Maybe that's where he learned this move here:

Sorry, he fell right into that. Rest up, kiddo.